Men and Ladies Rules of Engagement
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Rules for men and women to Understand each other!
MEN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE LANGUAGE
- We need = I want
- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
- We need to talk = I need to complain
- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
- Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
- Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead.)
- Yes = No
- No = No
- Maybe = No
- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MALE LANGUAGE
- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
- I'm tired = I'm tired
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
- You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I'd like to have sex with you
- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
- What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
- I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
- I love you = Let's have sex now
- I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
- Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
- Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
TYPES OF BOYFRIENDS
1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, SnugglepupAdvantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass
3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams
6. The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life
7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but ..." Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"
9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS
1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have." Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat.Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?" Also Known As:She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans.
3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps." Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.
4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain.
Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?" Also Known As: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey.
Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.
6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!" Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious.
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.
7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at!" Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly.
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel." Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One.
Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
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Famous People Quotable Love Quotes!
- "Catch a glimps in his eyes, hold it tight, begin to cry. This is it, he's the one, now hold him close and love him tons".
- Katie Hummel
- "Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's."
-Germaine De Stael
- "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
- Henry Kissinger
- "We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place in ourselves for those who love us."
- Saint Bernard of Clairvaux
- "The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness, which becomes at times almost insupportable."
- Victor Hugo
- "Love, like truth and beauty, is concrete. Love is not fundamentally a sweet feeling; not, at heart, a matter of sentiment, attachment, or being 'drawn toward.' Love is active, effective, a matter of making reciprocal and mutually beneficial relation with one's friends and enemies".
- Carter Heyward
- "Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas."
- Dave Evans
- "Love-is anterior to Life-
Posterior-to Death-
Initial of Creation, and
The Exponent of Earth-"
- Emily Dickinson
- "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."
- Hellen Keller
- "Where love reigns the impossible may be attained."
- Indian Proverb
- "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
- Ingrid Bergman
- "Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope."
- Josh Billings
- "A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life."
- John Wayne Schlatter
- "True love begins when nothing is looked for in return."
- Antoine De Saint Exupery
- "Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
- "Who has not found the heaven below
Will fail of it above.
God's residence is next to min,
His furniture is love."
- Emily Dickinson
- "Love is the whole and more than all."
- E.E. Cummings
- "Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever."
- Leo Buscaglia
- "The greatest tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love."
- W. Somerset Maugham
- "Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand."
- Mother Teresa
- "What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- "The richest love is that which submits to arbitration of time."
-Lawrence Durrell
- "There is no remedy for love but to love more."
-Thoreau
- "Blushing is the color of virtue."
-Diogenes
- "Mightier far than strength of nerve or sinew, or the sway of magic potent over sun and star, Is Love."
- William Wordsworth
- "The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration."
- Pearl S. Buck
- "Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes and perseveres.
Love never fails."
- Biblical Texts
- "In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples."
- Japanese Proverb
- "Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."
- John Keats
- "To live is like to love - all reason is against it and all healthy instinct for it."
- Samuel Butler
- "Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit."
- Khalil Gibran
- "So dear I love him that with him,
All deaths I could endure.
Without him, live no life."
- William Shakespeare (Romeo & Juliet)
